Frankly, IDK where this is going. Moral of the story, just treat people like how you want to be treated. Simple as that.

I feel like I am totally a lost puppy right now. I am the one who wags my tail like nuts just to get you to pat and stroke me for awhile. I am the one who yells and barks like crap trying to say pls bring me for a walk at the park, pls, I want to play fetch and hide and seek with you. Pls this and pls that. And pls, dont feed puppies plant food. They dont like it. You know that for the very fact that dogs dont eat plant food, but you like to try by feeding em and wait for a minute and say, hey, ur gona vomit, i knew it was not good for you. If you know that it is not good then why feed em in the first place ! Sincerely, I am against animal testing. So you need to see me vomit for the very fact to realize that, owhhh, I see that was coming. Puppies are not remote controls, a remote that has all sorts of buttons on, and you keep on pressing each and every button just to see whether it blows of or to see what channel it is showing. But to top it all of, I cant say it out loud cause I am a puppy. A lost puppy.