Situation : You see me eating a nice, juicy, tasty hamburger at the corner of a shop. You, all of a sudden, come to me and ask, " Aiman, what are you eating ?"
Le respond : I made the -da faq face- * ang buta ka or alien tak penah tgk aku makan hamburger ka pa *
My reply : I am apparently eating you. Yes, you are a damn hamburger and I am eating every inch of you. Biting and tearing every single living piece of you, chewing it slowly and swallowing it with my eyes closed. OK ?
Message : Kalo dah tau, tak payah la tanya. tak susah. Jangan lah tanya soalan yg memang aku rasa nk jawab sarcastically la.
New year ? Nope. Nada. Nothing. Yes, what a life I have. dah. tired.
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