Sunday, May 31, 2009

nestle milk n cookies - milky bar i guess.. hehe :D

so wat is aiman doing.. drinking milk.. hahahah.. n2 eating chocs.. the milky bar to be exact n bru ja mkn ice cream crunch.. she seems desperate ne? hahahaha..

so baru blek frm tesco with my dear daddy.. ntg much hapend.. but ada la part getaq.. getaq my dad loose temper p tmpq budak kecik behind us.. ahahhaha.. i know he dah mcm x thn gila.. tgk dia dok wat muka cm u blody fucker, shut up u! il slap ur fucking face.. yeah he did tht face.. i mean .. tis chinese boy. mmg la comey. kecik ja. budak tadika.. - mind u, i dont like kids.. i do like em.. tpi yg jenih i mean stgh jenih tu, i xley blah..at all.. comey mana pun tpi jenih tu bole blah.. -
i mean i was ok la.. tpi dia dok jerit la dok tolak troley tu la.. diz la dt la.. aku cm nk kaleh jerit kat dia atau sng drpd nk bazir tenaga jerit kat dia tmpq ja muka dia sng.. doi.. tension tau akk.. i mean i cnt imgine how was my dad like.. i know la muka dia.. kinda scary.. but even me x ley dok thn ngn budak tu dok jerit2.. how can he? i was like getaq ahh.. mana tau mamat tu p maki hamun budak tu ka.. wat malu ja aku.. ahahhah.. drama2..

this comes to y i dont want to have kids.. nor get married.. satni aku kesian anak aku. mak dah mcm ni.. stni datuk dia pun.. my god.. x sanggup.. kesian dia.. ahahhah... so yeah.. :) m can ony handle n take care of lets see.. i know cats.. but i can try on ikan.. ikan dah.. idup gak.. tpi lama2 mati la.. dulu.. then kura2 boley.. emm dogs if can.. pig.. hahahahaha... emm yeah hamster boley(real hamster ok..) .. almost all animals boley la..snake pun ok.. but2.. anak manusia.. it wil kinda b like happy tree friends.. get wat i mean? hahahahhah...

dahla daddy jalan laju.. dia mmg ahh.. then i yg kena tolak troley.. xpala mmg thts my job.. tpi org kat tesco dh la xreti jln laju.. mcm ngn pa g.. slow gila.. wey mayb la u ada tym byk gila.. lemme tell u sth.. i xda.. ok my dad xdak time.. try walking like tht at pg.. mau kena maki ka? dahla budak2 kecik dok jln2 depan troley tu.. aku nk tolak pun ya allah.. aku ram korang mati bru tau.. haaaaaaaaa... aku sbq ja. sbq.. mmg g tesco.. cbr kesbrn btul. wel mine la.. sbq ja.. sbq aiman sbq.. then tym kuar tesco budak minah pompuan nih dok dpn aku.. dok wat gedik. my dad x thn he pushed me awy from the troley n ckp come lemme do it! x2.. dont worry.. he didnt kil the gal.. tho ... hahhaha...

satu g.. bwk keta slow. aku... mg.. aku rasa aku xbw keta kot.. cm bole sket akai tau ak.. slow gila.. cuba la blajaq tekan minyak tu byk2 skit.. haih.. mcm ayh pitee.. slow gila.. yooooooooo.. but xpala.. thankg od i x tension coz he akn wat lawak ckp2 gelak2.. so its bareable.. thank god.. n stu g.. abang dia pulakk.. bwk keta mcm nk mati siyot.. adoi.. my dad calls him hell dirver.. he drives faster thn my dad.. hafiz the hell driver. he truly is.. my god.. ngn spikey hair dia.. :D.. sukaaaaaaaaa.. ahahhaha... suka sgt2.. hehe..

then i thinkk my dad was bored.. he dok tolak troley tu pastuh dok wat bunyi pelik2.. ahahahha.. i was lufin my ass out.. dok ikkkkkkkkk.... bila turn left wat bunyi diz la dt la.. hahahaha.. cm ngn pa g..

then pa g.. hmm.. xdk dah..


m tinking...

mcm mana la my mind n myself x corrupted.. my dad..mmg no comment.. boley dok ckp ohh u faint then strip u off naked, then take pics n all. m like haaa.. yeahhh.. mum.. haahhaha.. she read tis email from my dads long lost friend.. ada dia ckp ohh wer u the small size one? my mum hahahahahaha.. paham2 je la ye.. so thts my mum.. then my dad.. then me??? ohh god..

truely.. no comment..


nightmare man..

im so in love with happy tree friends.. they r getting madder.. n funnier.. ahahhaha...

haih.. so i just bathed the cats.. tadi i bend down to hold the cat int he toilet. then my dad was like excuese me?.. i cant get in.. ur backside is getting bigger. m like.. pls.. stop it.. haahhaha.. serious shit.. it is.. f la man.. coz.. this pants.. dulu itl fall of my ass if i wear it n even with the help of a belt dia cam lebey byk la.. then nw. i dont even need a belt anymore.. itljust stick to ma ass.. omfg... but2.. the length sama.. u see.. m growing sideways.. this is so nt good.. so.. i m hepy tht i can wear tht pants.. but on the other hand, m not hepy i can wear it.. of coz m not! grrrrr.. !!

m hungry again.. ahahahahha.. this is so not gona helpp. i nid to have a master plan!

tonyt da ttn.. i dont mind tho.. :)

xoxo.. :)

2 comments:

Screaming Mc.Horse said...

emm yeah hamster boley(real hamster ok..) ..

serious xleh blah ahhahahahhahahhaha =>

aiman rizal said...

ler.. betul la... hehe..