An eye for an eye.

Where is your eye ? No, that ain't enough. I might even want to plan a trip to the bottom of the earth in search for gold. What do I do with the gold after that? Hit your head with that repeatedly till i feel relieved. Oh the joy. The joy.

When I say, yes, I get that you are bloody buzy

So you talk to my hand later kay when you need something.

Deeparaya ? Kid me ?

Y'all Malay people dont play mercun yang bunyi kuat gila macam bomb and kacau other people sleeping at night is it ?  And y'all Malay people xmen mercun sampai terbakaq tangan habeh semua is it ?  Just think about it. Before you utter some bad words about them or about how loud they are, you think about what you do during your Raya. Not you, but all of us as Malays. What do we do ? Yes, you can say you dont play mercun, I dont too, but during Raya, we live with those noises. And majority of people do not complain about it. Why ? Owhhh because its Raya.  It saddens me and yes irritates me to see y'all complaining about how loud they are playing for their Deepavali where we play a month before raya, betui dak ? setengah first puasa dah men, time orang terawih dah men. How bout that ? At least they are playing on the eve of Deepavali maynnnn. Makes me want to scold you and say dude, like you dont do it ?

I wish that we have all the patience that we can have for each other and never go bored or tired of each others company.

I do not have a life so what is there to complain about.

That is the funniest thing i have ever uttered so far.